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So I came into the world in the usual way. The stork dropped me off at my mom and dad's house.

 

Ha, just kidding. My first joke. This is actually just my midwives weighing me on a fishscale.

This is my dad. He goes with my mom who's poking her head in behind.

And this is all of us together. I'm getting my first, uh, taste of the real world.

Boy being born sure is hard work, huh Mom?

But what exactly did YOU do Dad that made you so tired?

A couple days later, even more midwives came over to look at me and my mom.

Then Mom and Dad took me to the kiropacka.

Hey, YOU try squeezing yourself out of an opening that small and see how straight YOUR back is.

Isn't this fun? To see more, navigate using the ducks.