A Humor Column by BRIAN HODGES,
    a guy who's coming to grips with being a GROWNUP
         but just can't get the vivid memories of CHILDHOOD
               out of his head...

My name is Brian Hodges. Welcome to my self-serving website.

The primary function of this site used to be for marketing my self-syndicated humor column, Hey, Guess What? No, seriously, that's what it's called.

The main focus of the site these days is to function as a forum for any and all of my non-fiction writing. A good chunk of anything I've ever written that still remains in electronic form appears on this website.

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Check out What's New for all the latest additions to the site as well as any recent developments in my life and career.

The Road Trip: A month-long excursion undertaken by my wife and myself. From the backwoods of Appalachia to the California coastline, from the Saint Louis Arch to the World's Largest Ball of Twine, I recount the experiences we had, the people we met and the lessons we learned... with a healthy dose of Brian-esque commentary thrown in.

Essays: Personal memoirs, narratives and persuasives. They may not follow strict three paragraph structure if what you're looking for is a little bit deeper and more intriguing look into this little brain of mine, these are what you want to read.

For all the most recent, silly and scandalous thoughts running through my head, check out The Blog.

For things that are on my mind but don't warrant a full-fledged column or blog, check out my Lists.

Read About Me and learn all about my small-town Maine beginnings, my transcontinental living situations, my writing influences and my recent foray into the "final frontier."

Check out the self-serving sites of other people I know on the Fun Links page.

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